fuck yes I’m eating mac and cheese today
its so pretty!And it goes in your butt
How cute is this?! :)Right, like Hey dear, I got you a rose…for yo butthole
Yes! I would prefer this as gift instead of actual roses.
Omg I’m in love with a butt plug.
“What’s in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet.”
That last caption. I’m dying. I’m dead.
Ooh #sheldoncooper I <3 thee #bigbangtheory #talknerdytome
So i was checking out your blog and noticed how many ppl request to have sex with u. i just wanna say to them JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE IS EASY TO SEE DOESNT MEAN THEY ARE EASY TO GET!! Some women love showing off their bodies because THEY enjoy it, not for your pleasure! you enjoying it is just a…
i hope u guys know that whenever i don’t see u on my dashboard for a couple of days i sit on ur blog and refresh the page and make dying whale noises until u come back